ABC's of Life

A void negative sources, people, places, and habits.
B elieve in yourself.
C onsider things from every angle.
D on’t give up and don’t give in.
E verything you’re looking for lies behind the mask you wear.
F amily and friends are hidden treasures, seek them and enjoy their riches.
G ive more than you planned to.
H ang on to your dreams.
I f opportunity doesn’t knock, build a door.
J udge your success by what you had to give up in order to get it.
K eep trying no matter how hard it seems.
L ove yourself.
M ake it happen.
N ever lie, steal or cheat.
O pen your arms to change, but don’t let go of your values.
P ractice makes perfect.
Q uality not quantity in anything you do.
R emember that silence is sometimes the best answer.
S top procrastinating.
T ake control of your own destiny.
U nderstand yourself in order to better understand others.
V isualize it.
W hen you lose, don’t lose the lesson.
X cellence in all your efforts.
Y ou are unique, nothing can replace you.
Z ero in on your target and go for it.

Adult Joke

A family are driving behind a garbage truck when a dildo flies out and thumps against the windscreen.

Embarrassed, and to spare her young son's innocence, the mother turns around and says "Don't worry. That was an insect."

To which one of the boys replies "I'm surprised it could get off the ground with a cock like that!