What do you get when you cross a canary with a monster?
I don’t know, but when it sings you’d better listen!
Why did the little girl monster eat bullets?
She wanted to grow bangs.
Why is it good to play cards at the cemetery?
Because you can always did up an extra player.
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Ice Cream.
Ice Cream who?
Ice Cream when I see a spider.
When is the best time to tell scary stories?
When the spirit moves you.
What do Monsters eat for a snack?
Lady-fingers
How can you tell when a monster has a bad cold?
By its coffin.
What’s a lovable monster?
One that hugs you to death.
What snack did the monsters give away at their party?
Free-toes.
What is a ghost’s favorite color?
Boo.
What did one mummy say to the other mummy?
‘That about wraps it up!’
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