Have You Ever Wondered....

I'm just passing this thought along.....

Have you ever wondered if the one dollar bills in your wallet were ever in a stripper's butt crack?

If not, you're wondering now.
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More Have you ever wondered....

If God dropped acid, would he see people?
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
How do blind people know when they are done wiping?
How the guy who drives the snowplow gets to work in the morning?
Why can't women put on mascara with their mouths closed?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor,and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?

Did you know? ...

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.
23% of all photocopier faults worldwide are caused by people sitting on them and photocopying their butts.
In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere.
Males, on average, think about sex every 7 seconds.
Grapes explode when you put them in the microwave. Go on, try it then.
Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite.
1 in every 200 people are a psychopath and they look just like everyone else.

Have a nice day!